She says, Every now and then I pop in a good old stand-up to brighten up my day.

Below are a few quotes from some of my favorite comedians and underneath them are names and photos. Can you match the comedian with their quote? Let's see who knows there comedy. Have fun!

                                          Match That Quote!!!



1.) I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

2.) Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a meeting with all these niggas in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a nigga. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% nigga and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% nigga hoping he upgrade.

3.) It ain't your beauty...it's your booty  

4.) Man, it's hot. I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting

5.) You used to be looking good from afar. Now you just FAR from looking GOOD

6.) I will fuck a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or the stomach. If you grown enough to talk back, you grown enough to get fucked up!


7.) Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports

 8.) Never in history did you hear about 17 or 18 of us gettin' killed nowhere altoghether. 'Cuz we run. We run when somebody else runs. We don't ask no questions why we runnin', we just get our ass up and start damn running.

 9.) I want my money back because the way my bank account is set up...I got a checking & savings....




Martin Lawrence       



Dave Chappelle      


Cedric the Entertainer   


Mike Epps   


Bernie Mac        



Kevin Hart  



Gary Owens        






Katt Williams   


She says, Laughter is good for the soul....

Can you match that quote?
If you notice that there are 9 quotes and 8 comedians it's because 2 quotes belong to the same comedian. Do you know which one it is?